3 Mom Jokes You Should Tell

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Hi there, we couldn’t wait till tomorrow to share these mom jokes with you 😊.
Celebrate an amazing mom by sharing with them:
- What do you call a petite mother? Minimum
- Motherhood has shown me that you don’t need fun to have alcohol
- What are the three quickest ways to spread a rumour? The internet, telephone, and telling your mom.
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